JULES VALERA

i am snail, here is my website

what the hell... it's a cool website (not mine)

here below i shall list my failures

fucking nothing!!! Haha im the champ
standard grade mathematics
failing to lose ever

things i feel really humble about

wife makes me delicious curry for dinner
how can i ever repay you in this lifetime, my darling...?

check it out...

Digital self-portrait, with a bright royal blue background that looks like a Blue Screen of Death, and myself drawn with a chunky black Photoshop pen. I'm looking over my shoulder evilly, my spiky green mullet flying in the wind, with my black jacket cast off one arm to reveal a skimpy beige t-shirt and a huge pink arm with a cool tattoo on it. The tattoo is of a crack in a wall I found in Paris.